Si ishte puna e lopeve???

…FYI…..

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them world-wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

A SWISS CORPORATION:
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.

A HINDU CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

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~ par ervivi sur avril 9, 2008.

12 Réponses to “Si ishte puna e lopeve???”

  1. Mu ca me boni pershtypje????….fakti qe i kishin rene kokes per menyren Franceze………….
    Po po dhe po per cdo gje ketu ka greva….

    E ça pastaj? ….nje menyre si nje tjeter per te ngritur zerin..
    Problemi? qe bohet bajate kur per cdo problem zgjidhja eshte greva….2-3 here ne jave manifestime, dhe ne vazhdim hmmmm nje greve e mire qe te bllokoj cdo aktivitet ekonomik…

  2. Ledhatoje dhine para se ta mjelesh !

  3. ops, sorry, tema qenka per lopen 😦

  4. ..gjithsesi dhe lopes si ben keq ledhatimi 🙂

  5. lere lere se jam mbyt tu qesh kur e kam lexu

  6. ta vertetoj se ashtu eshte ne Zvicer: shumee bukur erviv. ajo e japonezeve me pelqeu vecanerisht.

  7. hehehehhe! mua më pëlqeu ajo e Indianëve: ju keni dy lopë. dhe i adhuroni. hahahahhaha!
    pas atij leksionit të marketingut, kjo është e madhe fare. biles rrezik kjo është më e madhe.

  8. hej, po per shqiperine s’kishte?

    Shqiperia

    Ne nuk kemi lope
    as i duam
    se mjelim shtetin?

    Apo

    Komshiu kishte dy lope
    Njeren ja vodhau
    ja shita komshiut tjeter
    leket i futa ke sudja?

  9. te ne:
    Ju keni nje lope. Shteti ta merr dhe ta shet qumeshtin

    (Si mbahet ndryshe shteti)

  10. Albanian Corporation

    you have no cows
    you build a pyramidal system
    you send the money offshore
    you live happily ever after
    some stupid guy who enjoyed playing « enterprise leader » goes to prison.

  11. ej, mqse ishte fjala per greva e manifestime…ajo e radhes ishte dje ne mengjes 😀 …shume melodramatike edhe pse nuk e mora vesh se perse ishte!!!!!!

    Albanian Corporation

    Ju skishit asnje lope, kooperativa kishte gjithshka…
    Me demokracin moret edhe lopet e komshiut emigrant me tapi fallco,
    Nje lope terheq tjetren, beheni shpejte me nje kope te madhe,

    Ju shisni bidona qumeshti ne qytet me raportin 1 qumesht/2 uje,
    Ju beni pasuri te madhe shume shpejte…dhe me lopet tuaja delokalozoheni ne big city….

    Biznes i modh biznes i modh…. 😀

  12. Albanian corporation:

    You have two donkeys.
    You sell the donkeys and you buy two bicycles.
    You die in a road accident downtown.

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